This submission actually came with the “rough idea, please expand” box checked, but I couldn’t really think of anything to make it better. It works pretty well as is, I think. We know the important part, she’s permanently naked now. But why? You’ll just have to imagine.
Lemme guess: the cop who gave you that completely warranted parking ticket didn’t show up, which meant the judge had no choice but to acquit you?
And as a celebration for this unexpected victory, you decided to register for Permanent Nudity?
I like that version.
Another possible: The judge went easy on her and didn’t require her to remove her jewelry.
This submission actually came with the “rough idea, please expand” box checked, but I couldn’t really think of anything to make it better. It works pretty well as is, I think. We know the important part, she’s permanently naked now. But why? You’ll just have to imagine.