William C. Kazak on I May Join Her: While you are still standing there trying to make up your mind, I will join her.Jun 6, 12:00
on Parents’ Rule 1: “To get around my parents, I began working at a fast food restaurant where I had to wear a uniform. I found clothing to be itchy and restrictive. So now what do I do? I don’t like being nude and I don’t like clothing either.”Jun 6, 04:38
on Discussion: I’m gonna be real with you dawg you’re overthinking the porn caption website. You would not be able to use inductive reasoning to produce a specific set of rules from all of the posts here. You can hand-wave it in-universe as differing local standards by state/county/municipality.Jun 6, 02:21
on Discussion: Hi I am so excited I found your weblog, I really found you by mistake, while I was looking on Aol for something else, Anyways I am here now and would just like to say thanks a lot for a fantastic post and a all round entertaining blog (I also love the theme/design), I don’t have time to read through it all at the minute but I have book-marked it and also added your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read more, Please do keep up the awesome jo.Jun 6, 02:12
on Discussion: Jewelry (“intimate” or otherwise) is generally fine. There have been some captions stating that decorative butt plugs (like the little jewels or tails), are allowed, but this would definitely be one of those “varies between jurisdictions” things. I can see both sides on that one.Jun 5, 23:36
on Discussion: Butt plug, piercing, intimate jewellery: what do you think about these items? Beside the so-called regular jewellery (e.g. bracelets, necklaces, rings, earrings), I think a piercing in the nipple(s), clit and/or labia are OK. Other intimate jewelry, which typically adorns and accentuates the clitoris and labia minora (Latin for “smaller lips”), is permitted until further notice. But a _butt plug_ covers too much IMO and it is not allowed to wear in any circumstances as it goes against the permanude code: “it is illegal to cover up, a PermaNude individual cannot hide his/her body parts behind objects.”Jun 5, 22:28
on Parents’ Rule 1: Caption seems a tad racist towards Asians. They aren’t ALL flat. And even if they were, it’s kinda rude to point it out that way.Jun 5, 13:13
on Parents’ Rule 1: Ah, but that’s the rub. There’s nothing more feminine than being naked. So you’ll just have to go without EVER wearing clothes ONCE in your life! Sure, sure, you’ll have the right to get dressed once you leave the house, but do you really want to go against your parents’ wishes? And besides, you’ll have been naked for so long that clothes will feel unbearable on your skin. You really are just better off being naked forever.Jun 5, 12:24
on Saving Money on Water: Using neighbours water? Yeah that’s kinda dishonest she should pay the neighbours. -other words could be used but trying to be polite-Jun 5, 09:07
on I Hate My Parents: From what I can see she doesn’t have flat fits. They look nice. Her parents probably put her down a lot and are controlling.Jun 2, 21:15
on Feeling Blue: This society is liberal about nudity but conservative about hair dye? I guess consistency is a rare commodity in all universes. I love her toes. Those toes LOOK like the toes of someone who’s uncomfortable. She’s wringing her hands using her feet!Jun 2, 18:58
on Feeling the Punishment: Mariner77 – Obviously you do care or you wouldn’t have replied.Jun 2, 03:08
on Limo: This is honestly one of my most favorite ones on this blog. She’s so cute. I like wholesome stories like this.Jun 1, 14:35
on Feeling the Punishment: Some of us read Playboy for the articles *AND* the pictures. You know there are successful sites primarily full of stories without pictures. As long as I don’t have to scroll each line to read on my phone, I’m good.Jun 1, 14:21
on Teacher Introduction: I wonder what the original context for this image is supposed to be… I always wonder that on this site.Jun 1, 14:11
