justcantgetitup on Ornate: Don’t need to replace them. Just take them off and keep them offJul 11, 13:59
on Extreme Hazing: I see what you mean, but nah, they used AI for touchups or something. Her name is Beatriz Aguiar.Jul 11, 08:44
on Boyfriend Reactions: It is from here https://www.porntrex.com/video/2286822/aiko-may-nude-in-amsterdamJul 11, 08:34
on Good Sport: Oh, by the way, neither you Declan nor you Reed are going to get lucky as long as I stay naked. You may want to think about that before your next challenge.Jul 11, 06:11
on The Key To Happiness: It makes me wish I was a red flannel shirt. I would be all over her.Jul 11, 05:52
on Extreme Hazing: I think this is AI. There’s something about her face, especially her eyes, that look off. Also, look at her hands. The right pinky looks skeletal and her left thumbnail is at a weird angle compared to the thumb itself.Jul 11, 05:51
on Extreme Hazing: This hazing thing is getting out of hand. I don’t mind being naked, but they took me to an area around a prison where the signs say ‘Do not pick up hitchhikers’. So cute, right? So I’ve probably got to walk five miles in heels before I can get a ride. Here comes a car. Wish me luck!Jul 11, 05:46
on Baking Naked: As I always say on every episode of Naked Chef, if you’re going to cook in the nude, personal hygiene is paramount, especially if you are cooking for other people. Shower properly beforehand, tie any long hair up if you don’t have a hair net and keep your hands away from your bathing trunk region, front and back.Jul 10, 23:07
on Captain Peacock: There’s an error in the girl’s dialogue, it should be “club members here” not “club members club”. I’ve submitted a correction. Sorry for the inconvenience.Jul 10, 22:53
on Baking Naked: When you’re around a hot oven all day, you quickly have to decide between comfort and convention. I chose comfort. The only problem I’ve ever had was once I forgot on a hot July day that I was naked when I went outside to cool off. The teenage boy next door got quite an eyeful that day.Jul 10, 05:32
on In Line: Why was it the guys she wanted to meet always maintained a respectful distance while the creeps were all over her? The guy behind her was a case in point. She would have loved to step backwards into him to start a conversation, but he was too far back. Meanwhile a creep who she would never wanted to touch would be right up against her.Jul 10, 05:20
on Boyfriend Reactions: Aleta wondered how many couples she had broken up. Deep down she knew it was the boyfriend’s attitude towards permanent nudity that really broke a couple up, but sometimes, like now, she was the catalyst.Jul 10, 05:12
on Baking Naked: I can identify with this. When I was between positions, the wife was working, so I was doing a lot of the home stuff. I did a lot of the cooking naked. Things like meat loaf and focaccia bread are among the items I like to prepare. There is a messiness involved, and the oven does get hot.Jul 9, 09:30
on Twin Sisters: I guess I’ll let this one through since it’s almost coherent and related to the image. (I changed it to lowercase though)Jul 9, 09:02
on Twin Sisters: People used to be confuse for withing my sisters romi dump; but since I got a 8 years naked punishments for drunk driving; everbody’s; albe to be distinguish us easy now; wy got in the trouble for missing special high school again; this time they said they had no choice but to be take aways our clothes; this is not going to be a fun weeks; hey whats; I throught for you shaved to be try and put on a brave face; to be for me bald seems more embarrassing; heh for my sisters raylene dump and I don’t always agree but im still glad I won’t to be naked alone; yeah; but im kinda glad were in the this together; plus everyone’s gonna to be starting at her bush; si so maybe won’t get too much attion; why its just skin this aways; but suit for yourselfs? (-fantasy-fantasie-hoor?-)(-fantasie-fantasy-hoor?-)(-fantasy-fantasy?-)Jul 9, 07:55
on Salon Manager: I guess what they say is true. If you want to be a player you got to have some skin in the game.Jul 9, 04:14
on Frugality: Additional caption for the black girl: Anna was proud of herself for wearing a see-through top and showing her breasts for the first time. She expected to be the center of attention and to be admired by other women for her courage. But now, with a PN girl right next to her, she knows that her “courage” isn’t courage at all, and no one will be interested in her unless she’s actually naked. Completely naked. She decides to find a side street where she can get full naked unnoticed and then come back here. She wants to know if she’ll get as much attention and if she can resist the stares. It’s risky, but she doesn’t want to register. Not yet. First, she wants to know if she can handle more than just showing her breasts under see-through fabric.Jul 9, 00:45
on Too Late Now: source anyone not just the name of actors but the movie and where to find it alsoJul 8, 23:09
on Spread at the Beach: Maybe there are certain places she’s more worried about getting sand than others.Jul 8, 19:28
on Spread at the Beach: Kind of defeats the purpose of the beach towel since half of her body isn’t on it, though.Jul 8, 16:39
on Trouble Ticket: There’s a problem with my keyboard too. I keep pressing “escape” but I’m still in the office.Jul 8, 09:37
on House Rules 3: This is a followup to a previously two-part series from a while back. (One Two)Jul 8, 08:51
on PN Paratroopers: Are your parties too predictable? The beer keg, pong and the loud music no longer gets your guests excited? Hire a PN skydiver to drop into your party. Male and female PN’s are available. Imagine your guests excitement as a nude drops in from the sky. The jump depends on sky conditions, if a jump cannot be made two nudes will arrive by car.Jul 8, 05:41
on Spread at the Beach: Tanning news-There are certain places on the body that are difficult to maintain a tan, specifically the arm pits and the inner thighs. As a result, the United Nations Sunning Advisory Index of Display (UNSAID) recommends the body position displayed above. While not mandatory, it is highly recommended.Jul 8, 05:28
on Spread at the Beach: Maybe they belong to the owner of the black towel, who I assume is taking the picture.Jul 7, 23:32
on Magic Statue: That is cool . maybe everyone so touch the statue and register as pn status this week.Jul 7, 22:38
on Trouble Ticket: At the rate we charge for fixing their ‘computer problems’ you would think they would learn a visit from me costs a couple hundred dollars and yet there are repeat customers. I’m not a poorly trained technician, I’m a competent professional. Just once I’d like to retrieve important information from a dead computer, or fix a programming glitch, but no I spend my day being ogled by nerdy horn dogs.Jul 7, 04:27
on First Registration in the City: What I remember of that day was all those lovely hands touching me, stroking me and in some cases penetrating me. I wanted it to never end, but end it did. I’m a little older now and I hope a little wiser, but every woman should have that ‘touching’ experience at least once.Jul 7, 04:11
on Magic Statue: This is Slater the Satyr, not his real name, but that’s what we call him. Slater has the power to talk a modest woman out of her clothes. We stole Slater for our last sorority party. Five women took the challenge to strip, lean against Slater and touch his penis. They are all permanudes now. Slater now resides in our sorority flower garden. Think carefully before you touch him.Jul 7, 03:53
on A Little Extra 1: I’m beginning to think I’m an exhibitionist. My shoots all start out the same way. We’re in a locale with no changing rooms. I have to change outfits while the crew waits. I’m modest at first, but then I start getting excited and before you know it I’m parading around like I’m a PN. I might as well register, at least I would get rid of these tan lines.Jul 7, 03:40
on God Bless America: This doesn’t look anti-trump, they are literally saying they became citizens so they are not illegals. Just cause they are from a Latin country doesnt mean that’s pro your political opinion.Jul 7, 03:32
on Firework Accident: How could they adequately verify the user’s identity though? The main reason for in-person registration is to make sure nobody maliciously registers in someone else’s name.Jul 6, 17:44
on Discussion: Any examples? Like are you talking about uploaded pictures or just commentsJul 6, 17:10
on Firework Accident: Yeah, it sure does. She’s a bit of a chameleon though, so it’s hard to say for 100% certainty. It wouldn’t be the first time she was nude, especially in an “artful” nude, but not fully exposed way.Jul 6, 16:08
on Yea, bro, I’m serious: Ok, so she’s in “full dress birthday suit”. Is there some sort of issue with that?Jul 6, 15:52
on God Bless America: Probably not much compared to the part where they became citizens.Jul 6, 09:14
on So this is it!: Dad tells me that when you’re starting something new, you have to fake it until you make it. So here we go. Head up, shoulders back. I am a beautiful, confident PN starting another day in her fascinating life… Ohmigawd, Jeremy Burns, my crush is walking towards me. He’s grinning! He likes what he sees. He’s stopping to talk to me. Maybe I can do this.Jul 6, 05:45
on Preparing for the Inevitable: The good news is that Tim, the cute guy who lives next door to me, will be overjoyed to see more of me, especially when I’m sunning in my backyard. The bad news is that Veronica, the mean queen of the class of 2024, will crow to all her snooty friends about my nudity…maybe not. I guess it depends if all her male admirers are attracted to me. I’ve got to get rid of these tan lines.Jul 6, 05:34
on End of Holiday: I think she should register for infinite year and with more animal play like cow. Her huge body is perfect for this.Jul 6, 05:22
on Well I did it: What better way to keep in harmony with the natural colors in my home than to register PN.Jul 6, 01:24
on Firework Accident: This makes me think that you shouldn’t have to go to a court house to register. There should be an app that you can download to your phone and register within minutes from wherever you are.Jul 5, 22:09
on Rainforest: The second I saw the jungle I stripped and left my clothes and my meaningless life behind. I am one with the jungle now. I live by the slow rhythm of the seasons. The jaguar and the spider monkey know me. Now I must find a mate! Be very, very quiet. I smell a man coming.Jul 5, 14:17
on See-through Skirt: I can relate back in High school I wore a sheer top and no bra. Sitting by a window with bright sun shining in during study hall. Saw some boys staring at me but did not know why. Finally a girl whispers to me they can almost see your breasts. That was the last time I wore that top to school.Jul 5, 11:44
on Tricked 33: That is true one should only get an xray if a lump is found. Ultrasound is a much safer method.Jul 5, 11:27
on Firework Accident: As a member of a volunteer fire department, I am ready to pat you down to be sure the fire is out. We should probably check for smoke inhalation as well. As a victim under fire department care, the police will not write you a ticket for public nudity. I’m sure one of our younger volunteers will gladly deliver you to city hall so you can register as a PN.Jul 5, 09:56
on Patriotic: We applaud your patriotism. Perhaps you can come to my town and join a parade? Maybe other ladies will be inspired enough to join you. May I get a hug?Jul 5, 08:33
on Best Friends from Childhood: These girls are my bosom buddies. We all have bosoms and we’re all friends. Actually we were friends long before we had bosoms. I think we all turned out well though. My boyfriend agrees we’re all keepers.Jul 5, 05:20
on God Bless America: A pro- Latin American immigrant (and by implication anti-Trump) caption. I approve.Jul 5, 00:00
on Well I did it: Looks real to me, but does it really matter? They’re beautiful, just like her.Jul 4, 12:46
on Naked Cruise: Valerie, this is all a happy accident. You caught me naked this morning and my hubby said I was a nudist to cover my embarrassment. I’ve really enjoyed our naked day in the sun however and like the idea of finding a sun club. For right now, let’s figure out a way to get our men out of their clothes.Jul 4, 11:45
on Naked Cruise: It appears Erica has an interest in nudity, just like Valerie. “The truth will set you free.” The best answer to this situation is for Erica to come clean with Valerie. Then, the two of them make the choice: a) find a Sun Club together, or b) register as PN together. Don’t be surprised if the husbands come along, as well!Jul 4, 10:03
on Share the Beauty: When I became a PN, I resolved to sit here on the park bench until a man passed by. It took about an hour since this is a quiet park. The next day two men passed me in that hour. By the end of the week ten men were strolling past me daily. Now it’s a fairly steady stream of men with a few women thrown in. I think I’ve improved the cardiovascular fitness of a lot of people by sitting here. Oh look, here come a couple more.Jul 4, 05:38
on Blockbuster: I’ve always wanted to shoot sparkles out of my butt. Does that make me weird? I guess it does, but imagine how amazing that would be to see a young, shapely women clad only in what God gave her running through the night trailing sparkles. I would never do it; it’s too dangerous, but wouldn’t it be amazing.Jul 4, 05:27
on Well I did it: I really enjoy my evening walks through the neighborhood. These puppies really attract attention. I can’t begin to tell you how many men have stopped me so they can admire them and give them a pat. I, of course, am happy to let them. My puppies enjoy the attention, and I go home happy with my dogs.Jul 4, 05:17
on New Wife: My only regret is that I didn’t opt to get married in the nude. What we would have saved by not buying my dress would have paid for our honeymoon. Imagine how my wedding day pictures would have turned out. A bride is supposed to look beautiful and fertile on her wedding day. Nudity is the way to go.Jul 4, 05:04
on Paying for my Own Drinks: It’s from The Simpsons. Relevant clip: https://youtu.be/0mzWWPx9wIAJul 3, 22:08
on Reconnect: Why let him know ahead of time? Some of the best things in life are surprises.Jul 3, 21:13
on Paying for my Own Drinks: Ok, I admit, I’m not coming up with the reference. What show is it from?Jul 3, 19:23
on Best Friends from Childhood: For those of you curious about the location of that house…it’s in Heaven. Only in Heaven do all those naked women greet you.Jul 3, 17:52