Well we’re permanudes so of course we don’t mind. However now that you asked us, if we let you be nude, we’ll be guilty of aiding and abetting unregistered nudity which carries a rather severe penalty around here.
I have a solution though. We’ll drive you down to the courthouse so you can register. It doesn’t take long and then we can come back to the beach and soak up some sun and waves.
Alright we can keep our lips zipped as long as you streak to our hotel with us though to keep it authentic it’s best if you don’t attempt to cover your body…and we are returning by a rather busy time for then it maximizes the highest potential for passerbys to admire such a buetiful being such as yourself.
Don’t mind at all, but since the penalty for unregistered nudity on this beach is 12 months PN, and since you look like you do, I *will* have to report you 😉 The whole world should see that outfit!
Well we’re permanudes so of course we don’t mind. However now that you asked us, if we let you be nude, we’ll be guilty of aiding and abetting unregistered nudity which carries a rather severe penalty around here.
I have a solution though. We’ll drive you down to the courthouse so you can register. It doesn’t take long and then we can come back to the beach and soak up some sun and waves.
I think we can give her a break.
Alright we can keep our lips zipped as long as you streak to our hotel with us though to keep it authentic it’s best if you don’t attempt to cover your body…and we are returning by a rather busy time for then it maximizes the highest potential for passerbys to admire such a buetiful being such as yourself.
Don’t mind at all, but since the penalty for unregistered nudity on this beach is 12 months PN, and since you look like you do, I *will* have to report you 😉 The whole world should see that outfit!