Thinking quickly, she claimed a bear attacked as she was changing clothes, but the bear seemed more interested in the smell of her clothing than it was of her. She had to hike ten miles nude and barefoot to get to the ranger station. Finally she wept with relief that she was finally safe.
The rangers sent her home in clothing from the lost and found.
The reason I’ve got this tagged alt is it doesn’t quite fit my interpretation for rangers or police to be issuing nude sentences. Passing sentences is of course the job for a judge.
Perhaps the way it works is that the ranger can issue a citation, which the judge always hands down a PN sentence for. … And that sentence is indicated on the citation, which the recipient can choose to simply accept and send in a reply accordingly – or – they can appear before the judge, thinking they can achieve some different outcome. (Just like some traffic tickets and fines in the real world in some jurisdictions.)
I read this headline and immediately thought of the Power Rangers.
Haha yeah ranger powers vs. power rangers. Totally unintentional though. (Well, at least on my part.)
I refer to those as PU, Pun Unintended
Thinking quickly, she claimed a bear attacked as she was changing clothes, but the bear seemed more interested in the smell of her clothing than it was of her. She had to hike ten miles nude and barefoot to get to the ranger station. Finally she wept with relief that she was finally safe.
The rangers sent her home in clothing from the lost and found.
The reason I’ve got this tagged alt is it doesn’t quite fit my interpretation for rangers or police to be issuing nude sentences. Passing sentences is of course the job for a judge.
Perhaps the way it works is that the ranger can issue a citation, which the judge always hands down a PN sentence for. … And that sentence is indicated on the citation, which the recipient can choose to simply accept and send in a reply accordingly – or – they can appear before the judge, thinking they can achieve some different outcome. (Just like some traffic tickets and fines in the real world in some jurisdictions.)