Me (Dad, looking at Mom): I won; I told you years ago. Now give me 100 bucks.
Daughter:Wait, you bet on my nudity?
Mom: How long did you register for?
Daughter: Strict for 10?
Mom: Yes, a win, though partial. I only lose 50 now.
Daughter: Wait… just so everyone knows, I registered as PN. I will be naked from now on. No clothes or anything else. And this is for 10 years. Aren’t you guys freaking out about me being naked?
Dad: Oh honey, I knew you would register at some point. You were always the curious one. And your naked streak through the neighborhood last summer was all I needed.
Mom: I didn’t think you would go through. You always try and think about the situation a lot. Dad thought you would register for a year or so, just to try it out. I said you won’t at all. And if you did, you might go for some really long time. So… now I am out of $50.
Daughter: Unbelievable! The registration alone was $500.
You know that we have always been proud of you. We raised you and your brother to be unashamed of your bodies and not to waste money on unnecessary accessories like clothing and jewelry.
Very good. I hope you did a strict registration. I don’t want to see your habits of wasting money on clothes into doing the same on jewelry. Else I would have to enslave you like your mom.
Me (Dad, looking at Mom): I won; I told you years ago. Now give me 100 bucks.
Daughter:Wait, you bet on my nudity?
Mom: How long did you register for?
Daughter: Strict for 10?
Mom: Yes, a win, though partial. I only lose 50 now.
Daughter: Wait… just so everyone knows, I registered as PN. I will be naked from now on. No clothes or anything else. And this is for 10 years. Aren’t you guys freaking out about me being naked?
Dad: Oh honey, I knew you would register at some point. You were always the curious one. And your naked streak through the neighborhood last summer was all I needed.
Mom: I didn’t think you would go through. You always try and think about the situation a lot. Dad thought you would register for a year or so, just to try it out. I said you won’t at all. And if you did, you might go for some really long time. So… now I am out of $50.
Daughter: Unbelievable! The registration alone was $500.
You know that we have always been proud of you. We raised you and your brother to be unashamed of your bodies and not to waste money on unnecessary accessories like clothing and jewelry.
Very good. I hope you did a strict registration. I don’t want to see your habits of wasting money on clothes into doing the same on jewelry. Else I would have to enslave you like your mom.