I would gladly climb Mons Veneris for you. I’ll be back in a minute. I need to get my safety equipment.
It reminds me of an old joke when an old man is sitting on a porch when he spies a young guy walking past with a roll of duct tape.
“Where you going with that?” the old man asks.
“I’m going to get me some ducks,” the kid replies.
“You can’t get no ducks with duct tape,” the old man declares.
Two hours later the kid comes back carrying a dozen ducks stuck to the duct tape.
The next day the kid walks by with a roll of chicken wire.
“Where you going with that?” the old man asks.
“I’m going to get me some chickens,” the kid replies.
“You can’t catch no chickens with chicken wire,” the old man declares.
Two hours later the kid comes back with a dozen chickens balled up in the chicken wire.
The next day the kid walks past carrying a pole.
“What do you have there?” the old man asks.
“Pussy willow,” the kid replies.
“Hold on a minute while I get my hat,” the old man says.
I hope that the guide has the proper harness and necessary rope. A helmet will protect your head from falling stones. What will you do for climbing shoes?
Not shown in the pic, she is wearing both shoes and gloves. Otherwise, it’s a “free climb”, relying only on her feet and hands. Dangerous, perhaps, but she tells me that she has experience.
https://youtu.be/9jIXs4DpBb4?si=XhKRped_z4oDVIvN
Okay he’s a man but he’s a naked free climber he only wears a hat
I would gladly climb Mons Veneris for you. I’ll be back in a minute. I need to get my safety equipment.
It reminds me of an old joke when an old man is sitting on a porch when he spies a young guy walking past with a roll of duct tape.
“Where you going with that?” the old man asks.
“I’m going to get me some ducks,” the kid replies.
“You can’t get no ducks with duct tape,” the old man declares.
Two hours later the kid comes back carrying a dozen ducks stuck to the duct tape.
The next day the kid walks by with a roll of chicken wire.
“Where you going with that?” the old man asks.
“I’m going to get me some chickens,” the kid replies.
“You can’t catch no chickens with chicken wire,” the old man declares.
Two hours later the kid comes back with a dozen chickens balled up in the chicken wire.
The next day the kid walks past carrying a pole.
“What do you have there?” the old man asks.
“Pussy willow,” the kid replies.
“Hold on a minute while I get my hat,” the old man says.
That seems dangerous! Sexy, but dangerous.
I hope that the guide has the proper harness and necessary rope. A helmet will protect your head from falling stones. What will you do for climbing shoes?
Not shown in the pic, she is wearing both shoes and gloves. Otherwise, it’s a “free climb”, relying only on her feet and hands. Dangerous, perhaps, but she tells me that she has experience.