Excuse me, madam, but hotel rules clearly state that Permanently Naked guests should obtain a towel from guest services to sit on any furniture in public areas and you should certainly NOT have your feet up on the cushions, especially when wearing outside shoes! We will be adding the dry cleaning bill to your account when you check out.
Such rudeness… Keeping your legs apart when sitting is considered more polite than trying to hide yourself.
And about covering your nipples, actually it’s a violation of the conditions of nude registration.
Fireman to nude (through air mask) What are you doing here?
Nude: I’m a registered guest. What are you doing here?
Fireman: I’m closing down the building due to Legionnaires Disease.
Nude: I guess I better get my things and leave.
Fireman: Too late ma’am. You’re going into isolation for forty-eight hours. I’m surprised no one told you to leave when everyone else did.
I get it. You’re better than everyone. You’re so freaking amazing that you don’t even need to show proper respect or offer common courtesy to anyone. Let me guess, you expect everyone to open and hold the doors for you, but won’t offer a thank you and will gladly flip them the bird as you pass them by. Because that’s what you’re pretty much doing hiding not only your yoni from us, but your nipples too.
No, you’re not required to engage in newd etiquette. But you’re not gonna be welcome in this house, at this table, or at any of these events. Not until you grow up and lose the attitude.
For my personal comfort. I simply find clothing constrictive. I certainly didn’t do it to be held to some arbitrary standard society has decide I owe it. You’ll be able to see what you can see, I can’t stop you, but I wont put my life and postural comfort on hold to contort myself for your viewing pleasure.
“contort”? Dear girl, you are “contorting” to hide yourself! Nobody is asking you to contort, simply go about your business as you usually do, and do not deliberately hide yourself.
Excuse me, madam, but hotel rules clearly state that Permanently Naked guests should obtain a towel from guest services to sit on any furniture in public areas and you should certainly NOT have your feet up on the cushions, especially when wearing outside shoes! We will be adding the dry cleaning bill to your account when you check out.
Such rudeness… Keeping your legs apart when sitting is considered more polite than trying to hide yourself.
And about covering your nipples, actually it’s a violation of the conditions of nude registration.
Fireman to nude (through air mask) What are you doing here?
Nude: I’m a registered guest. What are you doing here?
Fireman: I’m closing down the building due to Legionnaires Disease.
Nude: I guess I better get my things and leave.
Fireman: Too late ma’am. You’re going into isolation for forty-eight hours. I’m surprised no one told you to leave when everyone else did.
I get it. You’re better than everyone. You’re so freaking amazing that you don’t even need to show proper respect or offer common courtesy to anyone. Let me guess, you expect everyone to open and hold the doors for you, but won’t offer a thank you and will gladly flip them the bird as you pass them by. Because that’s what you’re pretty much doing hiding not only your yoni from us, but your nipples too.
No, you’re not required to engage in newd etiquette. But you’re not gonna be welcome in this house, at this table, or at any of these events. Not until you grow up and lose the attitude.
Pardon me for asking, Karen, why in the world did you register PN?
For my personal comfort. I simply find clothing constrictive. I certainly didn’t do it to be held to some arbitrary standard society has decide I owe it. You’ll be able to see what you can see, I can’t stop you, but I wont put my life and postural comfort on hold to contort myself for your viewing pleasure.
“contort”? Dear girl, you are “contorting” to hide yourself! Nobody is asking you to contort, simply go about your business as you usually do, and do not deliberately hide yourself.