The good news is that Tim, the cute guy who lives next door to me, will be overjoyed to see more of me, especially when I’m sunning in my backyard. The bad news is that Veronica, the mean queen of the class of 2024, will crow to all her snooty friends about my nudity…maybe not. I guess it depends if all her male admirers are attracted to me. I’ve got to get rid of these tan lines.
The good news is that Tim, the cute guy who lives next door to me, will be overjoyed to see more of me, especially when I’m sunning in my backyard. The bad news is that Veronica, the mean queen of the class of 2024, will crow to all her snooty friends about my nudity…maybe not. I guess it depends if all her male admirers are attracted to me. I’ve got to get rid of these tan lines.
Oops, should have posted this one a little earlier.