Ahh, don’t worry! You see, being naked is not illegal, when someone else forced you to be. Being abducted is not a crime. Being impregnated against your will is not a crime on your side. But what the greys did to you is a crime. Thank you for your report. We will catch them and bring them to justice. I will introduce you to Officer Sally, she is a social worker.
Ahh, don’t worry! You see, being naked is not illegal, when someone else forced you to be. Being abducted is not a crime. Being impregnated against your will is not a crime on your side. But what the greys did to you is a crime. Thank you for your report. We will catch them and bring them to justice. I will introduce you to Officer Sally, she is a social worker.
So this has nothing to do with the big fraternity party on the beach last night where two girls were reported to have gotten so drunk they passed out?
They look like they have been there for a long, long time without food. So boney they’re about to drop dead from starvation, jeez.
I love a good alien abduction
This is some high level of being high.
I liked it.
This is like the #alt-est of #alt submissions ever. Oh well, it’s entertaining.