Girls will be girls! Having some nude fun is inherent in every female arsenal. Just wait until you two wind up in front of a judge with no sense of humor. Maybe you should think about quickly recruiting more of your friends to simply outnumber your opposition.
What’s funny is that this worked once in real life. Many years ago; in Maine, I think; two woman were arrested for indecent exposure while jogging naked on a forest trail. They fought the charges. By state law indecent exposure involves making one’s genitalia visible. One of the women asked the arresting officer if he could actually see their genitalia. He admitted that since they had thick bush that he couldn’t. The judge dismissed the case.
Thank you very much for not arresting us, officer. You have to admit there’s no legal way to try out nudity to see if we like it, so we stripped and are spending the day at the beach. The way it’s working out, we’ll be down to register tomorrow.
Personally I love Lady Gardens so you’re naked enough for me. Watch the sassy attitude with officers. Next time you might get one with less of a sense of humour and end up in front of a judge with none at all. You may end up getting everything taken, including the shoes, and even be hit with a compulsory depilation order for the pubic area…
Girls will be girls! Having some nude fun is inherent in every female arsenal. Just wait until you two wind up in front of a judge with no sense of humor. Maybe you should think about quickly recruiting more of your friends to simply outnumber your opposition.
What’s funny is that this worked once in real life. Many years ago; in Maine, I think; two woman were arrested for indecent exposure while jogging naked on a forest trail. They fought the charges. By state law indecent exposure involves making one’s genitalia visible. One of the women asked the arresting officer if he could actually see their genitalia. He admitted that since they had thick bush that he couldn’t. The judge dismissed the case.
Thank you very much for not arresting us, officer. You have to admit there’s no legal way to try out nudity to see if we like it, so we stripped and are spending the day at the beach. The way it’s working out, we’ll be down to register tomorrow.
Personally I love Lady Gardens so you’re naked enough for me. Watch the sassy attitude with officers. Next time you might get one with less of a sense of humour and end up in front of a judge with none at all. You may end up getting everything taken, including the shoes, and even be hit with a compulsory depilation order for the pubic area…