Hello there, I am Amanda, train attendant. Welcome aboard. Ewww, stop right there! Why are your pants so dirty? Did you really slop around in this mud? Did you just slip into a puddle? No way I am allowing you into our beautiful seats like that. No, you can’t stand in the middle too. Oh, yeah, train is departing in a minute. No time for washing up, huh? Okay, fine, take those nasty dripping pants off, put them into this plastic bag of yours. Careful! Now you have smeared mud on your panties, too. No, no, no, no, still not allowed. I guess you take those off, too. There, seems perfect. Germs on our seats? Maybe. So, just put your coat on the seat, I guess, it’s clean at least. Well, yeah that means you can’t use it to cover up your crotch, but it’s okay, honey, it’s just me who knows you’re so exposed. No one else will see you, good thing the car is totally empty. Now, that bag with the dirty nasty clothes, I’ll take and safely lock it in our storage bin, until you get off. Sorry, I can’t risk that you will try to sneakily put them back on, and ruin our seat. No one will be able to make them clean after that, and I have other cars to attend rather than watch you. Wow, so rude, calling me a bitch for just making rules work, and trying to help you ride! You didn’t appreciate my help, did you. Well, I thought of closing the doors of this car and making it inaccessible for other passengers just for your peace of mind, miss. Now, I see you don’t deserve this generosity being nasty with words, I’ll actually keep them open. We are not losing ticket sales just for one rude broad. Some shame and embarrassment might set you straight a little. Oh yes, look out of this window! See, there’s the football team going to board this car. I’m already seeing it: they’ll like you very much!
Hello there, I am Amanda, train attendant. Welcome aboard. Ewww, stop right there! Why are your pants so dirty? Did you really slop around in this mud? Did you just slip into a puddle? No way I am allowing you into our beautiful seats like that. No, you can’t stand in the middle too. Oh, yeah, train is departing in a minute. No time for washing up, huh? Okay, fine, take those nasty dripping pants off, put them into this plastic bag of yours. Careful! Now you have smeared mud on your panties, too. No, no, no, no, still not allowed. I guess you take those off, too. There, seems perfect. Germs on our seats? Maybe. So, just put your coat on the seat, I guess, it’s clean at least. Well, yeah that means you can’t use it to cover up your crotch, but it’s okay, honey, it’s just me who knows you’re so exposed. No one else will see you, good thing the car is totally empty. Now, that bag with the dirty nasty clothes, I’ll take and safely lock it in our storage bin, until you get off. Sorry, I can’t risk that you will try to sneakily put them back on, and ruin our seat. No one will be able to make them clean after that, and I have other cars to attend rather than watch you. Wow, so rude, calling me a bitch for just making rules work, and trying to help you ride! You didn’t appreciate my help, did you. Well, I thought of closing the doors of this car and making it inaccessible for other passengers just for your peace of mind, miss. Now, I see you don’t deserve this generosity being nasty with words, I’ll actually keep them open. We are not losing ticket sales just for one rude broad. Some shame and embarrassment might set you straight a little. Oh yes, look out of this window! See, there’s the football team going to board this car. I’m already seeing it: they’ll like you very much!
Who is this? She looks familiar
Hmm, it looks like “NUMA” doesn’t have a tag of its own.
Yeah, there aren’t quite enough captions on that to merit one I don’t think…
This would indeed qualify if there was one though, despite the term not being used.
Build it, and they will come. I have a fondness for NUMA. Unwilling, but not a punishment.
And my recaptcha is: Nurse Nudity
Wait, what does NUMA stand for? Nude Under Medical…Assignment?
Naked under medical advice