2 Replies to “Not Optional”

  1. The life guard wearing only his pith helmet and the whistle around his neck got off his four wheeler.
    “You haven’t been here in a while. This stretch of beach has been declared nude only. I’m staying right here until you either lose your bottoms or you pack up and move to the other side of that sign.”

  2. Don’t mind her, she’s a grouchy old prude. You go ahead and go topless, you have that right!

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