6 Replies to “I love my car”

  1. The general term for this is “auto-erotica,” sometimes called “CARnal desires.”

    You might be carried away by a “transport of ecstasy”.

    It takes many forms. Your obsession with the gear shift is common, but some victims become obsessed with the accelerator or the brake, which leads to a highly undesirable syndrome called “pedal-philia.”

    If you get too deep in your obsession, you might develop a dangerous and painful case of “Mercedes-BENDS.”

  2. I’m willing to let this luxurious sedan go for 5% above blue book value. The buyer will be allowed to take as many pictures as he or she wishes. I am a motivated seller. Contact me before I get cold feet.

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