“Wardrobe malfunctions,” whether accidental or inflicted, may not be “fixed” (aka returned to pre-malfunction status.) In cases where the malfunction status presents a potential for harm (i.e. a tripping hazard) the malfunctioned item must be removed.
Any undergarment thus exposed may not be covered by other clothing for not less than 24 hours. If nipple(s) are thus exposed, must get / remain topless (from waist up) for 72 hours. If crotch is thus exposed, must get / remain bottomless (from waist down) for 72 hours. If both (whether from same event or subsequent event while first still enforced,) must get / remain strict nude for one week.
If the inflicter is caught in the act by someone other than the victim, they are subject to the same penalty.
This rule is put in place to encourage household residents to be careful with their clothing and not allow such “slips” to occur.
*In reality, the rule is there to push more nudity. Thus the inclusion of “inflicted.”
That is a horrible rule. Everyone is at risk of falling. If you applied this rule to your home, a hole in the roof would soon lead to colapse of your home. Or a leaking commode would bring negative health issues. Do you fix your broken window. Drive your car on flat tires. Instead of leaving the clothes alone, it would be better to shrug or kick them off. Safety First! Your parents ought to be cited to child welfare services for child endangerment and neglect.
You simply retaliate and drop your brothers pants then invite your girlfriends round
I propose a slight adjustment to this rule:
“Wardrobe malfunctions,” whether accidental or inflicted, may not be “fixed” (aka returned to pre-malfunction status.) In cases where the malfunction status presents a potential for harm (i.e. a tripping hazard) the malfunctioned item must be removed.
Any undergarment thus exposed may not be covered by other clothing for not less than 24 hours. If nipple(s) are thus exposed, must get / remain topless (from waist up) for 72 hours. If crotch is thus exposed, must get / remain bottomless (from waist down) for 72 hours. If both (whether from same event or subsequent event while first still enforced,) must get / remain strict nude for one week.
If the inflicter is caught in the act by someone other than the victim, they are subject to the same penalty.
This rule is put in place to encourage household residents to be careful with their clothing and not allow such “slips” to occur.
*In reality, the rule is there to push more nudity. Thus the inclusion of “inflicted.”
That is a horrible rule. Everyone is at risk of falling. If you applied this rule to your home, a hole in the roof would soon lead to colapse of your home. Or a leaking commode would bring negative health issues. Do you fix your broken window. Drive your car on flat tires. Instead of leaving the clothes alone, it would be better to shrug or kick them off. Safety First! Your parents ought to be cited to child welfare services for child endangerment and neglect.
There’s an easy fix. She can just let them fall all the way off. It’s not like those pants are covering anything anyway.
Ngl this should be a real law irl