do you really wish to see your grandmother and mother’s gash?
and what about Mrs. Bertha Butt next door. Isn’t it enough that that she shaves her mustache twice a week? Do you really want to know her pubic grooming habits, too? I’m not even sure she can reach around her gut to shave there.
Absolutely, this is the best way to greet someone! It’s a shame it’s not already more normal.
do you really wish to see your grandmother and mother’s gash?
and what about Mrs. Bertha Butt next door. Isn’t it enough that that she shaves her mustache twice a week? Do you really want to know her pubic grooming habits, too? I’m not even sure she can reach around her gut to shave there.
And a “handshake” too perhaps?
Or perhaps, a casual “low-5” if you’re just passing by.