yep, the fantasy of many unclothe men. “If only I was rich, I’d have gorgeous naked babes hanging all over me.”
Nope. Not how it works these days. You need a pleasant personality, and money does not buy that. You need to be considerate, and money does not buy that. you need to stop looking at women as sex objects for purchase, and money does not buy you quality partners.
If your personality, consideration, and stereotyping of women sucks, have no fear, take your paycheck advance money down to the street corner. You’ll get what you deserve.
To be honest, I nearly wrote her as the same kind of person. The alternate final paragraph would have been “I’m not a fucking trophy wife! I have a trophy wife!” Would have been funny, but I decided to leave it ambiguous. The last sentence still kind of hints at the possibility.
yep, the fantasy of many unclothe men. “If only I was rich, I’d have gorgeous naked babes hanging all over me.”
Nope. Not how it works these days. You need a pleasant personality, and money does not buy that. You need to be considerate, and money does not buy that. you need to stop looking at women as sex objects for purchase, and money does not buy you quality partners.
If your personality, consideration, and stereotyping of women sucks, have no fear, take your paycheck advance money down to the street corner. You’ll get what you deserve.
To be honest, I nearly wrote her as the same kind of person. The alternate final paragraph would have been “I’m not a fucking trophy wife! I have a trophy wife!” Would have been funny, but I decided to leave it ambiguous. The last sentence still kind of hints at the possibility.