The courts mercy was a year of nudity plus a hundred hours of community service. I am allowed to wear shoes and a hat. They gave me a bag with sunblock and mosquito repellent on my way out. The next day I was picking up litter in the park. I did get a nice tan though.
We certainly respect your bravery to stand before this court. Your humility is noted. Your nude sentence is suspended as of today. However, this court requires thirty six hours of nude service at the local food pantry. We cannot stress enough that humility should remain with you as you serve others who are certainly less fortunate than you.
Judge says “join me in my chambers where we can discuss negotiate your plea”
The courts mercy was a year of nudity plus a hundred hours of community service. I am allowed to wear shoes and a hat. They gave me a bag with sunblock and mosquito repellent on my way out. The next day I was picking up litter in the park. I did get a nice tan though.
We certainly respect your bravery to stand before this court. Your humility is noted. Your nude sentence is suspended as of today. However, this court requires thirty six hours of nude service at the local food pantry. We cannot stress enough that humility should remain with you as you serve others who are certainly less fortunate than you.