This is Slater the Satyr, not his real name, but that’s what we call him. Slater has the power to talk a modest woman out of her clothes. We stole Slater for our last sorority party. Five women took the challenge to strip, lean against Slater and touch his penis. They are all permanudes now. Slater now resides in our sorority flower garden. Think carefully before you touch him.
That is cool . maybe everyone so touch the statue and register as pn status this week.
Is there a female version of the statue? Asking for a friend *cough
This is Slater the Satyr, not his real name, but that’s what we call him. Slater has the power to talk a modest woman out of her clothes. We stole Slater for our last sorority party. Five women took the challenge to strip, lean against Slater and touch his penis. They are all permanudes now. Slater now resides in our sorority flower garden. Think carefully before you touch him.