“I would like a career out of doors,” Cindy told the career counselor.
“Dressed the way you are?”
“Yes, perhaps I could be a firefighter.”
“Unlikely,” the career counselor replied, “you fight fires wearing over forty pounds of protective gear, and when you’re on duty, you’re required to wear a uniform.”
“What career would I qualify for dressed like this?”
“Lifeguard at a nude beach?” the counselor said with a shrug.
Well, obviously you will be saving money. Not spending on new shoes can put more money into your pockets. Oh, sorry. No more pockets for you either. Stay out of the poison ivy on your nature walks. I wish you good luck. I think that you will have many new friends to play with.
Rare sighting of Katya with tan lines.
“I would like a career out of doors,” Cindy told the career counselor.
“Dressed the way you are?”
“Yes, perhaps I could be a firefighter.”
“Unlikely,” the career counselor replied, “you fight fires wearing over forty pounds of protective gear, and when you’re on duty, you’re required to wear a uniform.”
“What career would I qualify for dressed like this?”
“Lifeguard at a nude beach?” the counselor said with a shrug.
But I can’t swim
Well, obviously you will be saving money. Not spending on new shoes can put more money into your pockets. Oh, sorry. No more pockets for you either. Stay out of the poison ivy on your nature walks. I wish you good luck. I think that you will have many new friends to play with.