Things I’ve learned as a nude on campus:
1) Learn where the vents are on the ceiling. The cold ones will make for a miserable time.
2) Sit next to the biggest guy in class. They are usually the gentlest and they discourage unwanted advances.
3) Have your house key on a lanyard along with your student ID.
4) Always check for stuck toilet paper before leaving the bathroom.
Good advice even for those stuck in clothes.
Things I’ve learned as a nude on campus:
1) Learn where the vents are on the ceiling. The cold ones will make for a miserable time.
2) Sit next to the biggest guy in class. They are usually the gentlest and they discourage unwanted advances.
3) Have your house key on a lanyard along with your student ID.
4) Always check for stuck toilet paper before leaving the bathroom.
The counterpart to accidental toilet paper hitchikers is that nobody can attach one to your waist and have it trail like a banner behind you.