2 Replies to “Mixed Metaphor”

  1. That’s like me holding deer antlers and you asking for a shot of my breasts, or me kneeling beside a camel and you asking for a shot of my pussy. If I was standing next to a donkey would you ask for a shot of my bottom? Are you being ironic or are you just plain out of it?

  2. Einstein only knew of two things that are infinite:
    * The Universe
    * People’s stupidity

    But he wasn’t sure about the Universe.

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