“What is it about nudity and this forest?” the arresting officer asked, “you could literally be nude anywhere else in the county and get away with it.”
The officer turned to look at her in the back seat.
“You’ll get off with a warning this time, so next time try the park out on the cape. We never patrol there.”
Ok Madam, before we go to the station your panties have to be taken down to use as evidence. Please remain still whilst I pull them to the floor then step out and away from them. Should you resist I will cut them off with these scissors.
“What is it about nudity and this forest?” the arresting officer asked, “you could literally be nude anywhere else in the county and get away with it.”
The officer turned to look at her in the back seat.
“You’ll get off with a warning this time, so next time try the park out on the cape. We never patrol there.”
Ok Madam, before we go to the station your panties have to be taken down to use as evidence. Please remain still whilst I pull them to the floor then step out and away from them. Should you resist I will cut them off with these scissors.