Love the humour here. So imagining a real life PN universe the concept of a naked “Anti Santa” soon caught on with the textile community and behaviour generally improved amongst their children but fat, older, PN men began to be targets of abuse and the PN community protested the negative image it was giving to naked people in general. Santa himself and his entire operation came under the spotlight. In the end Santa realised that to remain relevant in the modern era he should register PN himself to encourage body positivity and diversity. Christmas became a time of peace, goodwill and nudity for all humankind.
So he’s Krampus
Love the humour here. So imagining a real life PN universe the concept of a naked “Anti Santa” soon caught on with the textile community and behaviour generally improved amongst their children but fat, older, PN men began to be targets of abuse and the PN community protested the negative image it was giving to naked people in general. Santa himself and his entire operation came under the spotlight. In the end Santa realised that to remain relevant in the modern era he should register PN himself to encourage body positivity and diversity. Christmas became a time of peace, goodwill and nudity for all humankind.