I reached as far in as I could with my finger and I couldn’t find it. I have something a bit longer. Would you mind if I put that in to see if I can feel it?
No, I can’t feel anything in there. Yeah, I’m trying to probe deeper. I’m gonna try to get you lubricated enough to slip it out. Oh, that’s an even better idea!
Okay, so the spasms failed to push it out. Are you sure it’s even in there? Let me see if I can taste soap…
I reached as far in as I could with my finger and I couldn’t find it. I have something a bit longer. Would you mind if I put that in to see if I can feel it?
No, I can’t feel anything in there. Yeah, I’m trying to probe deeper. I’m gonna try to get you lubricated enough to slip it out. Oh, that’s an even better idea!
Okay, so the spasms failed to push it out. Are you sure it’s even in there? Let me see if I can taste soap…
Of course, I’ll help search for your soap. Then to ensure no further accidents, I’ll even help you with a full service bath.
You are a true gentleman, sir. I’m sure she would appreciate that!