I wish someone had a Polaroid camera. You do? Could you take a picture of me sitting next to him?
(A few minutes later)
That’s perfect. I’m going to lay the photo on the bench where he can see it when he wakes up.
That made me think of something I saw on a beach in Tenerife many moons ago. A guy was asleep on his own amongst various family towels/bags, etc when 3 young women walked up and while he slept one picked up his camera, another lifted up her T-shirt and the first girl took a picture of her naked breasts. Then they put the camera back and walked off. Maybe they’d seen him letching on them earlier but I did wonder how he would have explained it to his wife when they got the print back from the developers.
yawns What? A what girl? Oh come on, you don’t expect me to believe that, do you? A totally naked girl really sat here, right next to my head? Sure, man, whatever! You have a picture? Yeah, right…
I wish someone had a Polaroid camera. You do? Could you take a picture of me sitting next to him?
(A few minutes later)
That’s perfect. I’m going to lay the photo on the bench where he can see it when he wakes up.
That made me think of something I saw on a beach in Tenerife many moons ago. A guy was asleep on his own amongst various family towels/bags, etc when 3 young women walked up and while he slept one picked up his camera, another lifted up her T-shirt and the first girl took a picture of her naked breasts. Then they put the camera back and walked off. Maybe they’d seen him letching on them earlier but I did wonder how he would have explained it to his wife when they got the print back from the developers.
Some time later…
yawns What? A what girl? Oh come on, you don’t expect me to believe that, do you? A totally naked girl really sat here, right next to my head? Sure, man, whatever! You have a picture? Yeah, right…
HOLY SHIT! Why didn’t you wake me up???