Oh for Chrissake dad, this is my bush not my vagina. Nobody can see my vagina unless I bend over and spread my legs and my lips like this… See that little pink hole? It’s my vagina, but you already knew that didn’t you?
Ohmygawd Lisa, now we can see your pink cunt and your butthole. Do you do that in public?
Sure, just for fun, or if i see a cute man I want to meet. Its fine dad, with my bush and my fuzzy lips, my pussy is always well dressed.
Your pussy is beautiful Lisa. Your dad just needs some time to adjust to the new world, but he gets your point. You can stand up now. George, the new nudity laws actually make perfect sense and to help you out, I’m going to be bottomless at home and around the neighborhood starting with Mary’s party tonight.
That’s awesome mom! Hey Roger’s here now, we’re going to dinner and then clubbing. Wanna guess how I met him?
But Lisa! Everyone can see your vagina!
Oh for Chrissake dad, this is my bush not my vagina. Nobody can see my vagina unless I bend over and spread my legs and my lips like this… See that little pink hole? It’s my vagina, but you already knew that didn’t you?
Ohmygawd Lisa, now we can see your pink cunt and your butthole. Do you do that in public?
Sure, just for fun, or if i see a cute man I want to meet. Its fine dad, with my bush and my fuzzy lips, my pussy is always well dressed.
Your pussy is beautiful Lisa. Your dad just needs some time to adjust to the new world, but he gets your point. You can stand up now. George, the new nudity laws actually make perfect sense and to help you out, I’m going to be bottomless at home and around the neighborhood starting with Mary’s party tonight.
That’s awesome mom! Hey Roger’s here now, we’re going to dinner and then clubbing. Wanna guess how I met him?
Good bye baby, we love you.