(Prisoner warder, out of shot) “Right, ladies! See that naked old guy on the bed? His internet handle is “justcantgetitup” for obvious reasons. If you can coax him into having an erection you can go free. We’ll draw lots for who goes first.” Could explain why they all look so horrified by whatever is on that bed…
The sorority sisters were horrified that the sheets weren’t 200 count Egyptian cotton. That night they learned their lesson to never again skinny dip on private property as they tossed and turned on the sand paper rough sheets.
(Prisoner warder, out of shot) “Right, ladies! See that naked old guy on the bed? His internet handle is “justcantgetitup” for obvious reasons. If you can coax him into having an erection you can go free. We’ll draw lots for who goes first.” Could explain why they all look so horrified by whatever is on that bed…
Why are they all looking at the bed?
Maybe because there’s only one single bed and four of them?
What they are looking at, from a Yandex search…
https://i0.wp.com/pornofoto.xyz/uploads/posts/2022-08/1660790418_1-pornofoto-xyz-p-porno-golie-zhenshchini-na-russkoi-zone-2.jpg?ssl=1
The sorority sisters were horrified that the sheets weren’t 200 count Egyptian cotton. That night they learned their lesson to never again skinny dip on private property as they tossed and turned on the sand paper rough sheets.
I think her attorney deserves some of the blame here. Surely it was his job to advise her such things.
He probably did and she just wouldn’t listen.
What you said! Time for a new attorney, an appeal on the grounds of incompetence, and a malpractice suit. Someone needs a disbarment hearing.