3 Replies to “Mark’s First Day”

  1. Are men required to do the spreadie as well? There’s really no way to hide my genitals without squishing your balls. Man spreading is really discouraged on the subway. Can I merely sit as I normally would? I have to go to work tomorrow and I need answers.

    • Nobody’s required to do spreadies, (this #alt caption not withstanding). But newd etiquette still applies, it’s just that hiding your penis isn’t really feasible anyway, short of using your hands, which just looks silly, while women have often grown up being reminded to sit modestly and so forth, which has to be unlearned.

      So for the most part it’s less of an issue for guys. Well… except in the event that you get an erection. At least by most interpretations, newd etiquette dictates that you shouldn’t try to hide that either.

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