Maybe he just likes your relationship the way it is and fears that if you get into a relationship and then split up he won’t get to see a beautiful naked woman in his pool every day. You could always try waiting until autumn, go round to his house and ask to come in. Once inside, take off your coat to reveal nothing underneath then throw your arms around him and give him a big naked hug.
invite him to apply sunscreen all over. Yes especially there
Maybe he just likes your relationship the way it is and fears that if you get into a relationship and then split up he won’t get to see a beautiful naked woman in his pool every day. You could always try waiting until autumn, go round to his house and ask to come in. Once inside, take off your coat to reveal nothing underneath then throw your arms around him and give him a big naked hug.
Or he has taken the drumbeat “Naked is not an invitation” to heart. Maybe invite him to join you. . . .
He might be gay