Get some bandoleers like Chewbacca wore in Star Wars! Macho and militarian! You could keep things in little compartments and pouches on the belts, possibly customize the size & shape of the compartments/pouches! Maybe a fanny pack, though that is not much more “macho” than a “handbag” or satchel with a shoulder strap (aka “man purse”)…
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Get some bandoleers like Chewbacca wore in Star Wars! Macho and militarian! You could keep things in little compartments and pouches on the belts, possibly customize the size & shape of the compartments/pouches! Maybe a fanny pack, though that is not much more “macho” than a “handbag” or satchel with a shoulder strap (aka “man purse”)…