If she was wearing THAT dress, she definitely needed to take it (and everything else) off. Then again, that’s true of any clothing. She belongs to be naked, permanently/perpetually.
I should have shaved. When my boyfriend found out that I had to go to the prom naked, he said he would go naked too. But he’s a swimmer and is naked from the waist down. I don’t have much hair down there, but we don’t match. Will anyone notice?
I know it’s hard on you, dear, but it’s imperative that you learn these two rules of life! 1. Mom is always right. 2. If Mom is wrong then rule 1 applies. This knowledge will empower you in later life. You will even be able to debunk the likes of Einstein, Darwin and Newton by simply starting your social media posts with “As a Mother..”. You may hate me now, dear, but one day you’ll thank me for this!
nice picture
If she was wearing THAT dress, she definitely needed to take it (and everything else) off. Then again, that’s true of any clothing. She belongs to be naked, permanently/perpetually.
I should have shaved. When my boyfriend found out that I had to go to the prom naked, he said he would go naked too. But he’s a swimmer and is naked from the waist down. I don’t have much hair down there, but we don’t match. Will anyone notice?
I know it’s hard on you, dear, but it’s imperative that you learn these two rules of life! 1. Mom is always right. 2. If Mom is wrong then rule 1 applies. This knowledge will empower you in later life. You will even be able to debunk the likes of Einstein, Darwin and Newton by simply starting your social media posts with “As a Mother..”. You may hate me now, dear, but one day you’ll thank me for this!
Anybody remember what this was a reference to? XD
I wondered if it was a reference to that, and your comment just confirmed it
Also, now I noticed the text color too hahahaha
THE dress!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress