It’s time, Michael. You’re going to walk into that meeting room and greet your coworkers. MI be right beside you, okay? They might be surprised. They might even laugh. But nobody’s going to belittle you just because they can see your penis. I’ve built a pretty lucrative niche for myself in what I call “permanude counselling.” For some people getting a PN sentence for the first time in their lives comes as a real shock. I try to help those people – for a price, of course. The really desperate ones — like Michael, here — will book me up for a whole day so I can follow them to their workplace and hand- hold them through the experience in person. Michael’s actually a middle-manager at his company, so the people he’s about to meet with are technically his employees. The perceived role- reversal of talking to his underlings while he’s starkers has been gnawing at him pretty bad, but I know he can do this.
I’d say it depends on what kind of boss he’s been. If he’s been a fair one, I’m sure his coworkers will be classy and ignore his nudity, but if he’s been a dick then I would expect them to make fun of his any chance they get lol. At least he’s decently endowed, I imagine it would go a lot worse for him if he was a smaller guy.
The line “nobody’s going to belittle you just because they can see your penis” is absolutely brilliant. I wish I’d thought of it first, one of the funniest I’ve seen all year. I was laughing uncontrollably for several minutes. Pure gold!
It’s time, Michael. You’re going to walk into that meeting room and greet your coworkers. MI be right beside you, okay? They might be surprised. They might even laugh. But nobody’s going to belittle you just because they can see your penis. I’ve built a pretty lucrative niche for myself in what I call “permanude counselling.” For some people getting a PN sentence for the first time in their lives comes as a real shock. I try to help those people – for a price, of course. The really desperate ones — like Michael, here — will book me up for a whole day so I can follow them to their workplace and hand- hold them through the experience in person. Michael’s actually a middle-manager at his company, so the people he’s about to meet with are technically his employees. The perceived role- reversal of talking to his underlings while he’s starkers has been gnawing at him pretty bad, but I know he can do this.
What’s better than one naked person 2 of them!
I’d say it depends on what kind of boss he’s been. If he’s been a fair one, I’m sure his coworkers will be classy and ignore his nudity, but if he’s been a dick then I would expect them to make fun of his any chance they get lol. At least he’s decently endowed, I imagine it would go a lot worse for him if he was a smaller guy.
The line “nobody’s going to belittle you just because they can see your penis” is absolutely brilliant. I wish I’d thought of it first, one of the funniest I’ve seen all year. I was laughing uncontrollably for several minutes. Pure gold!