“Mom, I’m safe here,” she said carefully watching the street ahead, “I’m more worried about stepping in dog poop then I am about my personal safety. They like nudes here. They think we’re good for tourism.”
Truth is your dad gets an erection if I even mention your name and if I mention that you are nude he has to go to the bathroom.
The annoying thing is I no longer get any attention from him
Maybe the first Anonymous left it like that to wind up the second Anonymous because the real meaning is that Dad’s erection is caused by the memory of what his wife looked like when she was that age and he doesn’t have sex with his wife anymore because he can’t stand how old they’ve both gotten.
“Mom, I’m safe here,” she said carefully watching the street ahead, “I’m more worried about stepping in dog poop then I am about my personal safety. They like nudes here. They think we’re good for tourism.”
Truth is your dad gets an erection if I even mention your name and if I mention that you are nude he has to go to the bathroom.
The annoying thing is I no longer get any attention from him
Ew! Why the icky incest comment?
Maybe the first Anonymous left it like that to wind up the second Anonymous because the real meaning is that Dad’s erection is caused by the memory of what his wife looked like when she was that age and he doesn’t have sex with his wife anymore because he can’t stand how old they’ve both gotten.
Well mother, if you get naked also, then father cannot possibly object to our both being without our clothes. Can he?
cool do it welcome home