Oops. This actually came to me on April 1st, mid day, so a touch late, but embarrassingly I somehow overlooked it completely until now. Rather than wait almost a year, I decided to go ahead and post it anyway. It’s still April at least…
Perhaps these people were planked earlier with tales of a “Nude in Public Day” to come later in the month.
“Son, it’s nice that you came out to support your mom, as my book club is celebrating act out your favorite character day in the park”
“Well mom, I guess I had nothing to do but play video games in the basement room all day again but did you really have to have me leave the house as the Emperor, remember I am unregistered?”
“You’re not the only one that’s not registered here Mister, My Joan of Arc character is showing my paleness, my friend Fred,The Santa guy said if you’re part of the group you’re covered”
“Mom, at least you got pants, you took my shorts and placed them in your bag that you just lost when you put it down, How am going to get home like this?”
“My shirt and bra was in that bag too Mister, I going to look on-line as see if they NIP day passes so we don’t get caught as we go home Later”
“
Well, turns out they don’t have any day passes. Luckily, my mom was able to borrow a spare shirt her friend had for the trip home. Unfortunately for me, I had to make the trip back naked. About 2 minutes from the house, an officer approached and asked for my registration. I explained the situation but he wasn’t having it and he arrested me for public indecency. After awaiting a hearing, spending 2 weeks naked in an old jail cell, my day in court had arrived. The judge quickly passed the sentence and I gulped as I heard him say “I find the defendant guilty and hereby sentence him to 10 years of strict nudity”. This would be a long embarrassing ten years. My poor feet would develop callouses quickly but I don’t think I would ever get over the embarrassment of all of my friends and family seeing my naked dick flopping around. Well, this is my life now. I may as well try to embrace it. This is going to be a challenge, I thought as I step out barefoot into the warm and grimy concrete as the warm southern wind wraps around my bare balls and cock.
Oops. This actually came to me on April 1st, mid day, so a touch late, but embarrassingly I somehow overlooked it completely until now. Rather than wait almost a year, I decided to go ahead and post it anyway. It’s still April at least…
Perhaps these people were planked earlier with tales of a “Nude in Public Day” to come later in the month.
“Son, it’s nice that you came out to support your mom, as my book club is celebrating act out your favorite character day in the park”
“Well mom, I guess I had nothing to do but play video games in the basement room all day again but did you really have to have me leave the house as the Emperor, remember I am unregistered?”
“You’re not the only one that’s not registered here Mister, My Joan of Arc character is showing my paleness, my friend Fred,The Santa guy said if you’re part of the group you’re covered”
“Mom, at least you got pants, you took my shorts and placed them in your bag that you just lost when you put it down, How am going to get home like this?”
“My shirt and bra was in that bag too Mister, I going to look on-line as see if they NIP day passes so we don’t get caught as we go home Later”
“
Well, turns out they don’t have any day passes. Luckily, my mom was able to borrow a spare shirt her friend had for the trip home. Unfortunately for me, I had to make the trip back naked. About 2 minutes from the house, an officer approached and asked for my registration. I explained the situation but he wasn’t having it and he arrested me for public indecency. After awaiting a hearing, spending 2 weeks naked in an old jail cell, my day in court had arrived. The judge quickly passed the sentence and I gulped as I heard him say “I find the defendant guilty and hereby sentence him to 10 years of strict nudity”. This would be a long embarrassing ten years. My poor feet would develop callouses quickly but I don’t think I would ever get over the embarrassment of all of my friends and family seeing my naked dick flopping around. Well, this is my life now. I may as well try to embrace it. This is going to be a challenge, I thought as I step out barefoot into the warm and grimy concrete as the warm southern wind wraps around my bare balls and cock.