Anonymous on Raised Right: I’d like to see a tag like “lifelong” for captions of people who have been naked since birth or have committed to never wear clothes again once becoming PNsNov 6, 09:17
on Registered with Dad: I decide to sit while I wait because my bare feet are sore, not accustomed to running yet. I’m nervous, excited, and embarrassed all at the same time. How will my friends react to my nudity? My job? This will be quite an adventure.Nov 6, 08:35
on ESL: I thought he had just put 15 days on the form but perhaps he means weeks. I really must attend classes to improve my EnglishNov 6, 08:25
on But You’re Naked!: If you don’t give me a hug I will push you down and sit on your face.Nov 6, 07:37
on NNN Again: Is it me, or do men work extra hard to notch their bed post during No Nut November?Nov 6, 05:10
on Rejected Stereotype: “This isn’t working,” Irene said looking up a Susan, “I know you believe that a woman can do anything a man can do, but stretching these springs to tension a trampoline requires more arm strength than either one of us has. I’m calling my brother.”Nov 6, 05:06
on Very Funny, Kate: The woman on the left is Terry Naha from the Czech Republic. She said, “I love to be totally naked. From head to toe. I’m proud of my body and want it fully exposed for everyone to see.” I was also moved by her confidently standing completely naked.Nov 6, 05:00
on Very Funny, Kate: You were right Kate. The good news is that I can’t walk into a cafe without getting noticed, and the bad news is I can’t walk into a cafe without getting noticed. It’s like living in a fish bowl.Nov 6, 04:58
on Before I Visit: Mom and Dad please explain to Uncle Richard that I’ve been attending Ju Jitsu classes and it will be painful if he tries to get handsy with me like he did last year. Give my love to my little sister Chloe. See you in a few weeks.Nov 6, 04:51
on Before I Visit: Oh my! You know that your family is always very happy to see you and that you are always welcome here at home. Why are you showing us a nude photograph of yourself? We don’t understand. Please explain.Nov 5, 23:11
on PokéCare: I recently found an nsfw Pokemon fan game, and I was able to make a sort of meme from a screenshot from it and the original image that was used for this caption. Anyways, here it is: https://files.catbox.moe/ch6v82.png Honestly, it’s not really much of a meme since there isn’t really a joke, but it is a neat perspective of the naked Nurse Joy. Well, regardless, I hope y’all enjoy it, I guess.Nov 5, 15:04
on No Wetsuit: I’m not going to end up like the other chick. Suit snagged up on a big shark’s tooth and in she went. No suit, no snag, no worries.Nov 5, 13:12
on Granddaughter: Naked granddaughters are the best! And ones that pay for lunch are super best.Nov 5, 07:49
on Broken Ankle: Being naked with a broken ankle is a great way to meet women. They carry my books for me, they get my food for me at the dorm, they even do my laundry for me. Janine goes above and beyond. She strips naked whenever we go anywhere so I won’t feel out of place. When we get back to my room she’s horny beyond belief. That alone is almost worth getting a broken ankle.Nov 5, 05:31
on Raised Right: I do enjoy the warmth of the morning sun on my body. I also enjoy waving to the guy in the apartment across from me. He’s as naked as I am. He didn’t start out that way. I guess I’ve been a good example to him.Nov 5, 05:17
on Confusing Signs: I’m pretty sure it was a money grabbing scheme. They handcuffed us, took us nude before the judge, fined us $500, then returned us to the beach. No one seems to care that we’re naked now. What a scam!Nov 5, 05:08
on Raised Right: Little weird that her parents looked at their newborn daughter and thought “She’s going to be a hottie someday. We better keep her naked.”Nov 5, 02:08
on Celebrity News: In the Jewish dominated movie business most males are circumcised. ( I am not anti semitic it is just the way it is}Nov 5, 01:22
on Bonding: Yes, suckling your husband will strengthen your bonding. It will be enjoyable for both. Be sure to try him also, even if he is dry.Nov 4, 15:01
on Spooky: Because she seems to be streaking rather then permanently naked. Obviously it’s still possible to get naked illegally in the NWO universe, but nothing in the text really suggests that.Nov 4, 09:00
on Killer Bod: In praise of older women, it’s important to note that a Stradivarius is a fine violin, but it does not play itself. The older woman may no longer have the finest instrument, but she knows how to coax the sweetest melodies from it and she is so much more discreet.Nov 4, 05:24
on PN Scholarship: We enjoy helping out an old friend from high school. We know that getting started in the big city can be tough for a PN girl. Right now just concentrate on getting a job. We got you covered for everything else in a manner of speaking.Nov 4, 05:10
on Mom’s Photos: I need lots of photos The best one is going on the fridge and I will use another good one as our family Christmas cardNov 4, 01:04
on PN Scholarship: Well you are not going to be living here any way near that amount of time. We prefer our own company to that of women. We are glad to help you out until you find a job and move into your own place. After all, friends help each other and we have known you forever.Nov 4, 00:15
on Chronic Lateness Cured: What did the senior boys think about your punishment? Did you get asked out on a lot of dates?Nov 3, 19:27
on A Friend In Need: Brunette: Here’s a tip that’ll drive the guys crazy if you want a little attention. Wait till you’re sweating a little then wallow your breasts in the sand like this. I guarantee every guy on the beach will be watching as you brush your boobs off. Blond: Any idea why it works? Brunette: Nope. Just a guy thing, I guess.Nov 3, 18:00
on Can’t Pay 1: Naughty! Naughty! Once is an honest mistake. Twice is venturing into theft and makes one wonder if you are a person I would like to hangout with regardless of obvious advantages.Nov 3, 12:12
on What About Socks?: Why mar perfection with socks? It’s like surrounding a Van Gogh with blinking lights: unnecessary and distracting.Nov 3, 06:29
on What About Socks?: I think that’s Katya Clover, who I’ve hardly ever seen with tanlines.Nov 3, 06:29
on Rained Out: Nudity has a lot of advantages. One of them is that if it rains, when it stops raining or you get into a dry place, you need only to use a towel and you are good, without the need to change the clothes, wherever you are.Nov 2, 21:58
on Wedding Embarrassment: Even captured any interesting nudity moments? (Be they accidental or otherwise)Nov 2, 16:46
on Wedding Embarrassment: Would love to see her face when this picture shows up in the wedding photos. Hopefully it’s public access for the guests.Nov 2, 13:30
on Wedding Embarrassment: As a former wedding photographer, I have never seen a bride take a tumble like this in her Beautiful wedding dress. I hope that she survived her wedding night without too much embarrassment.Nov 2, 11:02
on Extra Attention: She discovered that if you really wanted attention oil your nude body up then sit in a plastic chair that dumps your oil slick body onto the floor in front of everyone at your favorite bar. EMS will give you all the attention you want.Nov 2, 05:16
on Chronic Lateness Cured: Daylight Saving Time really screwed her up this morning. She got up an hour early and had nothing to do but stare out the window for the next hour and plan what she was not going to wear.Nov 2, 05:10
on Naked at 40: She was at a funny point in her life. She still liked to rock out at concerts, but joining a pickleball league was really starting to appeal to her as well. The nude thing? That would get her accepted wherever she went.Nov 2, 05:05
on Change of Opinion: Guys always want to get you naked. The norn would be a date in the hope of copping a feel or if they were really lucky getting into your panties. Now they can see every thing but cannot touch.Nov 2, 02:43
on Naked at 40: I admire your bravery. Would you help me to be as brave as you? I always wanted to register as a male PN but at 60yr I am afraid that people would be repulsed by my body. Maybe with your help I could overcome my fear.Nov 1, 18:38
on Naked at 40: You know that I have always liked you. To see you this way makes me very happy. Why don’t you and I take a short ride to the hairdresser? I know that my favorite stylist can do something with all of that hair of yours. How about it? You need an updated style and some deep conditioning.Nov 1, 18:01
on Pumpkin Time: If that were me I would soon be dressed as a naked girl covered in pumpkin gutsNov 1, 15:38
on Plundered Pants: You have been a flasher since you were little. Exposing yourself now because you have to should not be too much of a challenge for you.Nov 1, 14:25
on Totally Fine: …the exception is the little son who appears to be closer to mom, and give her more respect.Nov 1, 11:07
on Sword Babe: I’ve got a working title for a movie about a ‘sword babe’. How does Full Metal Corset sound?Nov 1, 04:50
on All Hallows Eve: Your other option is to go as Lady Godiva and your boyfriend could go as the horse’s ass.Nov 1, 04:35
on Missing Bikini: Always wondered why this didn’t happen more often. Those string bikinis look so flimsy that wardrobe malfunctions must be common. Not that I’m complainingNov 1, 00:43
on All Hallows Eve: If you need another partner letme know. I am already registered as male PN.Oct 31, 21:56
on Plundered Pants: Certain people might say the government is always the ultimate pirate! I don’t think that way, but it is situationally true depending on who is running the government at the given time and place.Oct 31, 21:05
on Sword Babe: (Role play) at the dnd convention all clothing is prohibited. (Continue from here if you want)Oct 31, 17:56
on Permanude Times: This retired federal environmental scientist and Certified Wildlife Biologist gives us Good news for those who want to see such a magazine IRL! My below eco-business will be publishing such a PN magazine but will be naming it “NIP Times” or just “NIP! (Nude in public). That will also be tihe name of our family restaurant)s) that will have NIP, TIP (topless IP), and bottomless (BIP) waitresses! We will hsve many other NIP businesses too like JAKE (see below) Bakery, JAKE Realty, JAKE Landscaping, etc. We really do hope PN or going NIP will be rising among ALL NIP-eligible ladies who r attractive, fit and healthy. Sorry no BBWs, amputees, etc for now but maybe later? Our NIP mags will be printed on recycled paper with the cover and all the many PN or NIP photos on glossy recycled paper! We would love to have Katya (above) and all other NIP-eligible ladies from this site or elsewhere Who r attractive, fit and healthy who wish to be memorialized in print forever so avy volunteers? (Im Serious & safe-no charges). We also want to have lady celebs in our NIP mags so first NIP poll ?: what lady celeb should we grace r premier cover issue and be r centerfold in it? I can also explain “why it’s a good thing” to be a PN or go NIP especially (or only?) if you’re a NIP-eligible lady. I’ve written a NIP document called “Top 10 Reasons to go NIP for the NM.” The NM (NIPism Movement) is a serious anti-clothing campaign to reduce Climate Crisis impacts (C2I). Did u know 1 BILLION pieces of clothing r produced each year producing 8-10% of all greenhouse gases (GHGs). Thats what gives us global warming and initiates C3 impacts (C2I) that WILL get much much worse, according to UN Climate Reports unless GHG emissions r substantially reduced! According to the Paris Climate Accords that call for a reduction of GHG emissions by half! That calls for a half reduction of fall GHG sources including clothing! Hence, the NM needs to get stsyrdcASAP before its 2 late! Where could we start such a “Drastic Measure” In the US to reduce clothing GHG impacts? Right here in my retirement home city that started the “Grunge Movement” thst went global in the 1980s! The NM must do the same if we r to avoid the worst effects c of C2… It’s also legal to start this 5-phase democratic NM here since,”little known city factoid: it’s legal to be naked anywhere, anytime in Seattle!” That’s a court-ordered decree by the 1990 WA Court of Appeals! Don’t believe me? Look up the OL KUOW (NPR) articles that confirm the above! Now all we need r PN or NIP ladies like Katya (above) so any volunteers out there? I. Can guarantee u fame by making u the cover girl of my NIP website. “You know damn well” thst “with Fame comes Fortune!” Who wants to do that? JAK (Jeff A Koschak) Owner & CEO (looking 2 replace with a NIP CEO-seriously 4 NM) JAK Enterprizes (JAKE) SeattleOct 31, 13:48
on Rash Decisions: Just be thankful. Thankful that your ex encouraged you to register. Thankful that you went for it. Thankful that your unappreciative ex is now an ex. Now move on and enjoy your nude life.Oct 31, 13:18
on Mean Prank: Once their little “prank” became known, the college administration initially handed down a strict nude punishment that would last until graduation. However, as it involved beyond campus activity, they referred the culprits to the local law enforcement. The judge decided that they would each be awarded a strict nude punishment equal to the cumulative registration time of their 4 victims which was 14 years.Oct 31, 13:10
on Pumpkin Time: I may not be able to dress for Halloween, but some people think I’m out of my gourd for being a PN.Oct 31, 13:01
on Mean Prank: Thank-you. Yes, I found it like that and hadn’t noticed the blurring. It does look much better now.Oct 31, 06:01
on I Can Do It!: She could talk the talk, but could she walk the walk? This was it. She would no longer blend in with the crowd. The realization elated her and terrified her in turns. She squared her shoulders and stepped into her new ‘if I’m there I’m bare’ lifestyle. Who knows where it would lead her?Oct 31, 05:37
on Spooky: She looked in the mirror and knew her girlfriend was right. She had a future in professional wrestling if she wanted it.Oct 31, 05:26
on I Can Do It!: Well you practiced long enough at home. You are ready for some nude adventures. Take a short walk to the art department at the junior college. They might have a modeling job for you. You can do this. I will be right behind you.Oct 31, 00:03
on Spooky: Spooky? Not so much. Sexy? Yes! You see, you’re supposed to scare people and yell “Boo!” not show up and have them yell “Boobs!”Oct 30, 19:21
on Missing Bikini: Fate strikes again… it’s almost like women should just always be nude…Oct 30, 18:10
on Mean Prank: Since it’s not referenced in Mariner77’s caption, I assume he just found it like that. I was in a hurry when I posted this and hadn’t noticed the blur before that, but I really don’t like blurred images. So I’ve taken the liberty of restoring their crotches (and nipples too) from an uncensored version of this photo.Oct 30, 17:56
on Mean Prank: This is not a silly prank! These girls deserve a serious punishment. Nude until graduation as a minimum sounds good.Oct 30, 17:45
on Mean Prank: College administration informed the girls they would be nude until the last of the four girls got her clothes back. They are now known as the Bare Ballbusters and their social influence on campus has diminished considerably. The worst news is that one of the four girls has taken to PN status and has no plans to get her PN status reversed. They will be nude for four years.Oct 30, 14:27