To comply with various state laws as well as the extraterritorial laws of foreign countries, this site will soon be requiring age verification. This does also mean creating an account will become mandatory. To make this easier, I’ve set up a preregistration system so you can set up your account now to avoid losing access. If you’ve had one since 2018 or earlier I’m going to go ahead and mark you adult (since it seems pretty unlikely any 10-year-olds were making accounts) If not, there are three easy ways to complete the verification process.
Credit Card
Simply enter you name and credit card information like you do when shopping online. Your card will not actually be charged and your credit card number probably won’t be leaked to hackers.
Government ID
Scan both sides of an ID such as a driver’s license and upload them. You identity won’t be disclosed to any third party and I promise to completely forget your name and appearance as soon as I check the age.
Photo Verification
Not everyone likes sharing their name, so I’ve come up with an alternative. You won’t even need to show your face. Instead all you need to do is provide a photo of your genitals which I’ll personally evaluate based on the Tanner Scale. Please note that if you fail this one, in addition to denying you access I’ll have to report you for sharing child pornography.
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I’m already photo ID compliant several times over. Just type the word “Dickhead” into the search bar for the most up to date and “Publish and be damned” for a full testicle scan if required (these are genuine posts by the way not April Fools) 😉