“Frankly I don’t like the competition for your attention,” Tina said after the waitress had gone, “how would you like it if our waiter was a well equipped male?”
“If he was truly impressive,” I replied with a smirk after a little thought, “I’d probably stand up and salute him for being the better man. Then I’d ask him to not drag anything through our food.”
“Frankly I don’t like the competition for your attention,” Tina said after the waitress had gone, “how would you like it if our waiter was a well equipped male?”
“If he was truly impressive,” I replied with a smirk after a little thought, “I’d probably stand up and salute him for being the better man. Then I’d ask him to not drag anything through our food.”
Waitress, huh? I wonder how she attaches her nametag.
Nipple piercing (or other such)