6 Replies to “Why do I have to be Naked?”

  1. Don’t be a crybaby about it. We always spend our summers at the nudist resort. It’s not like you haven’t been seen nude before. Maybe today you will finally grow up and quit lighting the neighbors garbage cans on fire. You are lucky that the cops didn’t give you thirty days in the county jail.

    • Maybe that’s what she’s in trouble for. Pussy piercings should always lead to permanent nudity though, otherwise it’s a waste.

    • Jewelry shaming? Sorry this arguement isn’t true. Just because A doesn’t mean B follows.
      It reminds me of people saying women who shaved their pubic hair want to have sex. Clearly, this woman has shaved her pubic hair into a small strip above her vulva, therefore she must want to have sex with lesbian airplane pilots.

  2. Don’t worry, sweetie. You’ll have dates to Homecoming and the Prom. You’ll be featured in photos in the yearbook, and very popular on the senior class trip.

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