You should carry a small towel to sit on. It protects against splinters and absorbs drips and skid marks Reply
Make yourself topless and use the clothes as a seat pad. The cops will be able to understand that. Reply
I am sure the grounds man will be happy to check for any splinters
You should carry a small towel to sit on. It protects against splinters and absorbs drips and skid marks
Shouldn’t that be ‘on’ the back instead of ‘one’
Fixed.
Make yourself topless and use the clothes as a seat pad. The cops will be able to understand that.
Agreed, but remember to spread your legs to practice newdiquette.