Her punishment went from a fine to a nude sentence when she was heard telling her boyfriend that she wished the “dumbass judge” would hurry up and sentence her so she could pay the damn fine and be on her way.
You have to wonder if nude punishments are given more often to offenders who the judge and prosecutors speculate will look good naked. After all, if they don’t look good, it’s also a punishment for everyone who happens to see them naked. Might undermine popularity for the entire program.
It could be worse. Rumor has it that they could impose the butt-plug requirement. That is now caught up in debate on whether or not it is considered a covering or jewelry. Mathematical topologists have been called in to settle the matter.
Her punishment went from a fine to a nude sentence when she was heard telling her boyfriend that she wished the “dumbass judge” would hurry up and sentence her so she could pay the damn fine and be on her way.
You have to wonder if nude punishments are given more often to offenders who the judge and prosecutors speculate will look good naked. After all, if they don’t look good, it’s also a punishment for everyone who happens to see them naked. Might undermine popularity for the entire program.
They’re obviously not supposed to, but it seems inevitable that a certain amount of that would happen.
It’s convenient that your camera has a remote so you can take your own selfie without hassling with a self timer.
Yes, for speeding. As in going 80 miles per hour in a SCHOOL ZONE!
Yes 2 years. Be glad the judge didn’t go for the prosecutor’s recommendation of 20 years strict permanude since you were so reckless.
It could be worse. Rumor has it that they could impose the butt-plug requirement. That is now caught up in debate on whether or not it is considered a covering or jewelry. Mathematical topologists have been called in to settle the matter.