Our problem was the baby knew exactly what my breasts were for. He tried to latch onto me and grew increasingly frustrated at being denied lunch until his mom had to take the baby and soothe it. Joseph spent the whole time leering at my breasts looking like he would be more than happy to take the baby’s place. In all, I’d give our performance a five out of ten.
Probably get a lot more parishioners to show up for the play and for services. I hope that baby is hungry. You should do just fine. I applaud your selection. You look divine to me.
Looks more like someone out of mid-summers night drama than a Christmas play
Our problem was the baby knew exactly what my breasts were for. He tried to latch onto me and grew increasingly frustrated at being denied lunch until his mom had to take the baby and soothe it. Joseph spent the whole time leering at my breasts looking like he would be more than happy to take the baby’s place. In all, I’d give our performance a five out of ten.
Probably get a lot more parishioners to show up for the play and for services. I hope that baby is hungry. You should do just fine. I applaud your selection. You look divine to me.