Hello, Guido’s Pizza? I’d like to order six large pepperoni pizzas but only if they’re delivered by the naked woman. Tell her the tip goes to 40% if she picks up two eight packs of beer as well, and it goes to 50% if she kisses me on the cheek. Have her deliver it to the picnic area on Kent Lake. 40 minutes? Perfect!
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Hello, Guido’s Pizza? I’d like to order six large pepperoni pizzas but only if they’re delivered by the naked woman. Tell her the tip goes to 40% if she picks up two eight packs of beer as well, and it goes to 50% if she kisses me on the cheek. Have her deliver it to the picnic area on Kent Lake. 40 minutes? Perfect!
Just pepperoni? You don’t want your usual order? Okay, sir, if you’re sure. I’ll have her hold the sausage for you.